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“The Adventures of Johnny Bunko” — A Manga Career Guide

Local tech evangelist David Crow points to The Adventures of Johnny Bunko: The Last Career Guide You'll Ever Need. Unlike What Color is Your Parachute? or Who Moved My Cheese?, Johnny Bunko is in manga form -- that's right, it's a Japanese-style comic book.

An unusual book needs an unusual promo, and Johnny Bunko is no exception -- it's got a trailer!

Read on for more...

Grand Theft Auto IV…for the NES?

What if Grand Theft Auto IV had come out in 1990, for the NES? The ad would probably look like this:

Conan O’Brien on a Kinder, Gentler “Grand Theft Auto”

"In the past, Grand Theft Auto has been severely criticized for being too violent," says Conan O'Brien. "Well, the new version -- I got it yesterday and was playing with it -- it's been toned down a lot. I'm not sure it's better..."

Lenovo’s Clever Counter-Ad to the MacBook Air

This ad for Lenovo's ultra-portable ThinkPad X300 is a pretty good counter to the ad for the MacBook Air...

...but I think I'll wait for the Mac version. The ThinkPad may boast that it's the "no-compromise" machine, but the lack of Mac OS X is a big-ass compromise in my books. Especially when the OS likely to be bundled with this machine is:

I\'m Vista, featuring \"Hard Gay\"

My Tech Reading List for May

I got a number of books for free this past week:

Books I\'m reviewing in May 2008

  • Head First PMP - When my friend Leigh Honeywell heard that I was taking a project management course later this month, she told me that she got this book for free at a conference and had no use for it. So she gave this book to me, and I'll be reading it so that when the course comes around -- it's May 21st through 23rd -- I'll be at least familiar with the material.

And four books from Apress, courtesy of Julie Miller:

I'll be reading them this month and posting my reviews here in Global Nerdy. Watch this space!

Wubi: Peaceful Coexistence between Vista and Ubuntu “Hardy Heron”

I had trouble getting Ubuntu Gutsy Gibbon to work on my Toshiba laptop, but heard that Hardy Heron was a significantly more compatible distro and had a little Windows installer called Wubi that would simply things greatly.

Read on for my report of installing Ubuntu using Wubi...

Portal Meets Walken

Here's the only way that the game Portal could be improved: by adding Chrostopher Walken to the mix!

Christopher Walken emerging from a portal
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Speeder Dogs!

As both a dog person and an aficionado of science fiction action flicks, this photo amuses me to no end:

\"Star Wars\" stromtroopers riding dogs like speeder bikes
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Photo courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

GTA IV Grab Bag #1

Here's a first in a series of regular updates on the just-released and much-awaited Grand Theft Auto IV. In this installment, there's a hint about how to get all that Serbian translated into English, a video featuring ten more minutes of gameplay, and some thought on "sandbox" games done right.

Grand Theft Auto IV: Midnight Lineup and First Impressions

Here's a photo of the line outside my local EB Games (the Runnymede/St. Clair location in Toronto) for Grand Theft Auto IV, taken last night at midnight:

Read on for more about the line, my initial impressions and a video featuring the first ten minutes of the game.

Darth Emo

Jeff "Coding Horror" Atwood will tell you that there's nothing like a computer you build yourself, and as the Star Wars comic below shows, it applies to droids you built yourself too:


Click the comic to see it at full size.
Comic courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

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Slave Leia Pillow Fight

There will be more substantive tech articles soon, I promise. But I can't resist posting a photo titled Slave Leia Pillow Fight...

6 women in \"Princess Leia Slave\" costumes having a pillow fight
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Photo courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

How to be a New Media Douchebag

The video New Media Douchebags in Plain English was posted back in October, but it's new to me and might be new to you:

Read on for more...

Assassin’s Creed, I Wish I Could Quit You

I've played Assassin's Creed only on XBox 360 and I don't recall the procedure to quit the game being as byzantine as it is on the PC version, shown below:

Learning Curves for Text Editors

Learning curves for various editors
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Cartoon Silhouettes

All tech articles and no play makes Jack a dull nerd. Here's a fun little exercise -- can you identify the cartoon characters by their silhouettes in the illustration below?

Image of several silhouettes of cartoon characters
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Image courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

Disney World Employees Sift Through Trash to Find Couple’s Wedding Rings

Scrooge McDuck standing in a pile of trash bags

Here's a little story about customer service: while staying at a hotel villa in Disney World, Paul Campanale tossed away a cardboard container, not realizing that it contained his wife Karen's engagement, wedding and five-year-anniversary rings. Employees at the hotel told Campanale that recovering the jewelry would be impossible, but executive housekeeper Drew Weaver realized that the trash from the Campanales' villa wouldn't have reached the compactor yet. Weaver and seven volunteers from staff put on protective clothing and went dumpster-diving -- and found the rings.

I'm telling this story here, in a blog primarily aimed at techies in startups and small- to medium-sized companies, because it's an excellent object lesson...

Click here to read the full story.

Are You Sure You Want to Be in San Francisco?

San Francisco Downisde #1: Damned Hippies.

Over at Signal vs. Noise, 37signals' blog, David Heinemeier Hansson asks Are you sure you want to be in San Francisco?

Read on for more...

“Grand Theft Childhood” Authors: Kids Who DON’T Play Videogames are at Risk

Grand Theft Childhood is a new book written by Dr. Lawrence Kutner and Dr. Cheryl Olson, a husband-and-wife team who co-founded the Harvard Medical School Center for Mental Health and Media. In the video above, Drs. Kutner and Olson talk with X-Play's Adam Sessler about some of the findings from the study documented in their book.

Read on for more (and to see the video at a larger size)...

StackOverflow.com

Tweedledum and Tweedledee

If you're a reader of Coding Horror -- and if you're a programmer or aspire to become one, you should be -- you're probably aware that its author Jeff Atwood recently left his job to work on his own projects. Today he announced what one of those projects is: StackOverflow.com, a joint effort with Joel "Joel on Software" Spolsky.

Read on for more...

code.flickr Now Open!

Humorous diagram showing how photos get into Flickr.

The folks at Flickr have announced the opening of code.flickr.com, which bills itself as "Your one-stop shop for information, gossip and discussion with the Flickr developer community". Among other things, you'll find the Flickr DevBlog, browse their open source code either via the ticket tracker or their public SVN repository, hack the Uploadr, and discuss the Flickr API in the forums.

Microsoft’s Cheesy Internal Vista Video

And to think that it's Apple that gets associated with the term "Reality Distortion Field": here's an internal Microsoft video featuring a faux Bruce Springsteen band singing about how the Vista sales team "saw lots of sales" can expect to see even more now that SP1 is out. I also show some other equally painful Microsoft Windows-related videos.

The Problem with Open, Anonymous Comments, Illustrated


Photo courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

After a Month in Vista, This Pretty Much Sums Up My Feelings About Operating Systems

When I moved to my current position as Nerd Wrangler at b5media, I arrived to discover that the computer waiting for me was a Toshiba P200, a 17" beast of a laptop that I've named "The Coffee Table". This is the first time in about 5 years that I've worked with Windows as my primary operating system, and after a month in Vista, my feelings about operating systems are pretty much summarized by the picture below:

\"I\'m a Mac. I\'m UNIX. I\'m Vista.\"

More on my experiences in a later post.

[Image courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.]

Update on Creative Labs’ PR Nightmare

Villagers with pitchforks storming the Creative Labs castle

Even more on Creative Labs' recent mistake. Read on for details...

Creative Labs: Where No Good Deed Goes Unpunished

A “Screw U” patch with the Creative Labs logo overlay.

When driver incompatibilities with Windows Vista caused Creative Labs' Audigy series of sound cards to lose some of their functionality, one "Daniel_K" stepped up and wrote some workaround software that restored those missing features. You'd think that this act -- essentially crowdsourcing at its best -- would be applauded by the fine folks at Creative. You be wrong.

Read on for more about how Creative did not let a good deed go unpunished.

Welcome to Global Nerdy

Asides

  • In his article, Laid off? The one thing you absolutely need to do on the first day, Jason Kester suggests that "the single most important thing to do as soon as you make it back to your house with that box full of stuff is to book a flight. Read the article for his reasons why. #
  • Sleep Deprivation is not a Badge of Honor: I've written about this topic on the Accordion Guy blog (see "Crunch Mode" and Sleep), but it's nice to hear other developers talks about it. Sleep is not the enemy, people! #
  • The Web Developer's SEO Cheat Sheet distills the best tips for improving your site's findability by search engines down to two sides of a letter-sized sheet in PDF format. Download it, print it, design your sites by it! #
  • Websites You Shouldn't Have Missed in April 2008 is a collection of 52 links featuring graphic design tutorials, Ajax, CSS, tips for freelance workers, free fonts, icons and graphics, tools and generators, WordPress themes, typography sites and sites to inspire you. Well worth perusing. #
  • It's official: Rogers will be offering the iPhone in Canada. No word on whether they're going to lower their ridiculous mobile data rates to reasonable levels. #
  • Grand Theft Auto IV Goes Out at Midnight! Games stores all over Toronto are opening for an hour at midnight to sell the hotly-anticipated and universally praised next installment of the Grand Theft Auto series of games. If you're in the Toronto area, all Future Shops and EB Games will be open at midnight, as will the Yonge/Dundas Best Buy. For more on the game, check out the IGN Review and the GameSpy review. #
  • According to a BusinessWeek article, the real threat to Google isn't Microsoft or Yahoo!, but cell phones:. "As more people use cell phones and their tiny glass screens to gain access to the Internet, Google and its fellow online advertisers will have less space, or what's called ad inventory, to place marketing messages for customers. Google makes money selling ad inventory. And its ad inventory is diminished on a cell phone." #
  • Making Long-Distance (Business) Partnerships Work: "Technology makes it possible to run a business from practically anywhere on the planet. But what if your business partner lives in a different city or a different time zone? How do long-distance partners make it work? The answer appears to be with lots of planning and smart use of technology. And even in the best long-distance arrangements, an old-fashioned in-person meeting now and then seems to reignite the spark." #
  • Eric Sink on Windows XP and Listening to Customers: "My overall posture toward Microsoft is still friendly. I still use Windows every day...I've used Vista, and while I didn't find it to be a compelling "must-have" upgrade, I rather liked it. But none of this means that I'm going to give my blanket agreement to every decision Microsoft makes. In this case, I object to Microsoft's plan, not because Vista is so awful, but rather, because ignoring customers is so wrong." #
  • It's been said before, and Reg "Raganwald" Braithwaite says it again: The single most important thing you must do to improve your programming career is to improve your ability to communicate. #
  • Filter Google Results by Date with a URL Trick: "Google can reorder search and news results from the last day, week, a few months, or entire year by adding a small string to the end of the search URL. Just add this string — &as_qdr=d — to the address bar and hit enter. You'll get a custom drop-down box that lets you re-order results based on date." #
  • I must admit that my reaction to Sarah Lacy's article, Twitter Raises $20 M? That's News, Why? was "Sarah Lacy still has a job? Why?" #
  • What They Don't Tell You About Starting a Startup: "Most of the times when we discuss startups, we only discuss success stories. We just see the end result of entrepreneurs making multi-million dollars. We talk about what a great life that entrepreneur must be living now. We always neglect the other side of entrepreneurs' life. The painful life." #
  • The Great Ubuntu-Girlfriend Experiment: "I’ve toyed with Linux since 2002, when I first installed Mandrake. With the latest release of Ubuntu, I was interested to see how far Linux had come since then in terms of being used easily by the mainstream. So, I tricked my grudging girlfriend Erin into sitting down at a brand new Ubuntu 8.04 installation and performing some basic tasks." #
  • How to Get Skype Running on Your 64-Bit Linux Box: If you're running Linux on a Core Duo or AMD64-based machine, you haven't been able to run Skype on it...until now! If you've got a 64-bit machine running the latest Ubuntu -- version 8.04, a.k.a. "Hardy Heron", enter the following on the command line and you'll be Skyping away (and not just text chat, but audio and video as well): sudo apt-get install ia32-libs lib32asound2; wget -O skype-install.deb http://www.skype.com/go/getskype-linux-ubuntu; sudo dpkg -i --force-all skype-install.deb; (there's also stuff for getting Skype to work on previous 64-bit Ubuntus and dealing with a webcam that refuses to work). #
  • Freedom is a Mac OS X app that temporarily cuts off your network access so you can get work done. It disables wireless and ethernet networking on an Apple computer for up to three hours at a time, after which it re-enables your network, restoring everything as normal. The only way to circumvent Freedom during its imposed blackout is to reboot the machine; it's believed that the hassle of rebooting will be enough to keep you doing it. Freedom is free as in beer, but if you find it useful, its makers encourage you to send a donation. #
  • I'm installing the latest version of Ubuntu -- version 8.04, a.k.a. "Hardy Heron" -- using Wubi, the installer that lets you install Ubuntu directly from Windows. It's a Windows app that retrieves and installs Ubuntu files and sets up a separate partition. As ITWire puts it, "No more burning a downloaded ISO image to CD. No more booting from the CD to install Ubuntu. No more disk partitioning decisions. No more Grub boot manager." I'll let you know how it goes. #
  • What Makes a Great Developer? According to I Love Jack Daniels: pessimism, laziness, curiosity and being meticulous. #
  • Why I Took the Job Title "Nerd Wrangler": When I accepted the position of b5media's technical project manager, Jeremy Wright said "come up with a less-formal sounding title". I did a little Googling and figured that I could "own" the term "Nerd Wrangler". It's happened -- I pretty much own the first page of results for the search term "nerd wrangler", with and without quotes. #
  • Python coding style guides. It's hard to point to a Python "killer app" the way you can for Ruby (whose killer app is so "killer" that it's often conflated with it). However, Python has something that Ruby doesn't have: a "killer user", namely Google, which has declared it one of the four accepted languages for their internal use (the others are C++, Java and JavaScript). Python's a language worth learning, and its endorsement by Google means that you're more likely to encounter it. Here are a couple of Python coding style guides that you might find handy, whether you're learning Python or are a longtime Python coder: Python Enhancement Proposal 8: Style Guide for Python Code and Code Like a Pythonista: Idiomatic Python. #
  • Joel Spolsky on StackOverflow.com: Now that we've heard from Jeff Atwood about StackOverflow.com, here's what the other guy behind the project has to say. #
  • 10 Signs That Telecommuting Isn't for You. Among the signs listed in this TechRepublic article from January: you fall prey to distractions, you can't sustain enough proactive contact with the office, you can't function without a lot of structure, you hate missing out on collaborative opportunities and your manager can't or won't manage remotely. You can read the article either on its web page or download the PDF. #
  • Palestinian Girls, Dating and the Mobile Phone: danah boyd points to a paper titled Playing With Fire: On the domestication of the mobile phone among Palestinian teenage girls in Israel [PDF, 92K]. It looks at how mobile phone alters social dynamics, relationships, and the construction of gender in Palestine, where "boys give their girlfriends phones for the express purpose of being able to communicate with them in a semi-private manner without the physical proximity that would be frowned on." An interesting look at how technology plays a role in people's lives in unexpected ways. #
  • As you may have read in this article, Creative Labs have asked a programmer who goes by the handle "Daniel_K" on their forums to remove a thread in which he posted his own software that make features on their older Sound Blaster Audigy cards available under Windows Vista (they work under earlier versions of Windows, but Creative would rather you buy new sound cards for Vista). The forum on which they made this announcement has a whopping 133 pages of comments as of this writing, most of which say "I am never buying a Creative product again." Let's see if we can't bring the count up to 200 pages, people! #
  • If you're working on an app like the Church Sign Generator or Photoshopping your own roadside signs, you might want to take a look at these fonts, "Signage Standard" and "Signage Modern", which are designed to look like the black letters on clear plastic that you see on roadside signs all across North America. #
  • Those of you who remember his rant from the start of the year, Rails is a Ghetto know that's he's had some bad experiences with startups. Although that rant might have led you to believe that he was unemployed, Obie Fernandez explained in a blog post (which reads like the half-hearted explanation made by someone trying to excuse his drunk friend's violent behaviour at the party last night) that Zed "is happily employed by a major, household-name financial institution in New York City, where he comes into work everyday with a nice shirt and tie". The problem is that the financial institution in question is even more of a household name today: it's Bear Stearns, the biggest victim of the subprime meltdown. You can find out more on Zed's blog (which alas, has no permalinks). #
  • Tim Bray has a whole pile of news links about Ruby, including a mention of Sun's new Ruby Developer Center. #
  • It was bound to happen: someone managed to interview Rick Astley and ask him what he thinks of Rickrolling. #
  • I never knew that MySQL's --safe-updates option (which prevents a number of data-destroying mistakes) has a synonym called --i-am-a-dummy. [Found via Reddit.] #
  • In case you were curious, here are some pictures of where I work: the b5media office. #

About Global Nerdy

Global Nerdy is Joey deVilla's technical blog. It covers all sorts of nerdy things, whether they have to do with life, work or play -- from a short blurb on the latest tech news to a book or game review to full-length articles on some aspect of programming that he finds interesting.

Joey is the Nerd Wrangler at b5media, a Toronto-based startup behind a global media network of 320 blogs which get a total of 10 million pageviews a month. He brings a combination of software development skills, blogging experience and rock and roll accordion to b5.

(The standard disclaimer applies: the opinions expressed in this blog are solely those of Joey deVilla and do not necessarily reflect those of b5media.)

He's an active participant in TorCamp, a community of people interested in building up Toronto as a creative high-tech city.

Joey's best-known extracurricular activities are playing rock and roll accordion and blogging at his personal weblog, The Adventures of Accordion Guy in the 21st Century.