Here’s an excerpt from the McSweeneys article titled Halo 3 Cheat Codes, as Explained by Neglected Girlfriend Janet Iverson:
X, A, B, DOWN, RIGHT, Y: God mode. Total invincibility to all attacks. You can just stand there and the aliens can’t kill you. Heck, you could even put the controller down and they still can’t do anything. You could even walk away from the Xbox and—crazy idea—talk to someone who’s been sitting here for the past hour wondering if that was in fact an actual conversation she had earlier about going to the movies this afternoon and not just an incredibly realistic dream. In fact, you could come back to the game three hours later and you’d still have all your health. You could even come back to the game tomorrow — while a certain someone is working a 10-hour shift at Lane Bryant to pay the rent since someone else was recently “downsized” from Golden Swirl for “managerial reasons” that I’m sure were totally unrelated to his habit of napping in the service hallway—and you’d have the whole day all to yourself. Incredibly enough, Master Chief would be in fine, fine shape.
Comments (34)
it does’t work i’ve tryed it about 20 times
THIS CHEAT DOES NOT WORK FFS!!!
this totily suck its like no cheats work who agress it is crap not ever the maker wald put cheats is a waist of time ]=
i would really like to actually find a real cheat for halo 3 i have already beaten it 3 time and gout all the skulls but i just want to find a god mode code or ifinante ammo. boom bam
sorry about my last comment it had bad spelling:(
i also beat the game in 2 days it was easy on heroic.
you are all retarded, the real cheat is up,down,up,left,left,a,x,right, left,b,y but you must do this in the main menu. you people are all stupid
oh yeah and you could not have beaten the game in 2 days what do you you think we are stupid?
jhon do u have to hold any buttons wen u do dat
jhon: it doesnt work. do u have to hold any buttons
jhon… you can beat the game on heroic in less than 8 hours… considering there is 24 hours in a day and it took him 2 days, thats 48 hours, so, he could have conceivable beaten the game and still worked an entire weeks worth of a full time job provided he didn’t sleep. since i’m fairly certain he slept, granted no way of knowing, but lets figure 8 hours of sleep each night, so, 16 total hours sleep plus 8 hours game play leaves him with a whole days worth of time he could have used for more sleep, more time in game in case it took him longer, and of course eating, in short, jhon, if you can’t beat the game n 2 days, this game is clearly not for you, please do us a favor, take you fake cheats and find a new game
this cheat is so weird and you idiot sormeki your in idiot so shut up jhon is right beach
i think u should all grow up im glad there are no working cheats its to stop n00bs like u lot cheating your way thru, grow up and complte the game yourself, if your actually tht crap that you cant may i suggest a game such as guitar hero, altho u would propably want to cheat at that to….. nooooooobs
these cheats don’t even work
U know a lot of people claim to have used cheat codes and they actualy worked. U nevr no. Maybe it depends where and how
You people are all stupid there are no cheats for halo 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I agree the people who have claimed to cheat are retarded lire’s. Like my X friend SRGEANT SRG BVW he said he has a invincable cheat, a scarab gun cheat, and a infinit ammo cheat. YEA THE **** RIGHT!
dude i past the game in legendery in about 6 hours,oh and jhon go f%#&^ your self
hey the scarab gun is real i got it its only in halo 2 tho and it has halo2 i have the cheet book for all the hacks and everything.
but i didnt start using the book till i beet the game by myself tho.
dude this ******* cheat dose not work!!!!!!!!!!
jhon it sounds like your cheat doesnt work.
You are all wrong! Here is how it works if you tried to use the freaking cheats online bungie changes the code so no one ecept them can be invincible. Ok. That is how the game creators and moders beat the system and cream everyone online. They cheat thats how they do it but even the bungie system has a back door as in it has to have a weakness if you modd. They can only ban you but not change the game.
Oh and my previous statement agrees with this if his god mode was active than he could beat the game in that much time. Oh and another thing if you are looking for cheats for halo3 that probably means you are a cheap noob who either sucks at this game or you just are too lazy or some stupid crap that means you suck. So please freaking play the game before you look for cheats.
u all are n00bs in a way cuz theres somthing u havent figured out yet i dont freakin care wat the cheat is i beat the campain in all 4 difficulties in 4 days (with school included)
iv never done this cheat so will sum 1 freakin help me
and if people have cheats post them now freakin r tards
who the HECK needs frickin cheats
THESE CHEATS WORKED FOR ME…. It was awesome!!
i already beat the game tho with no cheats!!!!!!! WOOT
jk the cheats don’t work…..
but ya cheats are fun, but try to beat the ame without them, or is it too hard for u?!?! hehe
The few that believe in using cheatcodes are cheap a holes who have no LIFE!!!!!!!!
I’ve already beaten the game 50 frickin times but I want to see if I can beat my record time with cheats included.
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