Daily Archives: March 5th, 2008

The “Random Harlot Table” from the Original Dungeon Master’s Guide

Here’s a blast from the past in honour of Gary Gygax’s passing: the Random Harlot Encounter Table from the original Dungeon Master’s Guide:

Random Harlot Encounter Table

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The Final Countdown, Again

Cover for Europe's single, 'The Final Countdown'.

Didn’t I just do this?

Once again, it’s my last day at the job, which means I’m cranking that classic of 80’s hair metal: The Final Countdown by Sweden’s gift to rock, Europe.

It’s become a bit of an end-of-job tradition for me that started back at OpenCola, the dot-com that Cory Doctorow co-founded and for which I worked for during those heady last days of The Bubble. In the summer of 2001 when all but seven people (I was one of the seven) were laid off, some wag played The Final Countdown over the office intercom system. Since then, I’ve associated it with departures from a company.

Since it’s now my tradition, I now present a couple of versions of this song…