Wow — Karen Geier is killing it on Twitter with her “Thorsten Tips”, a bunch of silly predictions inspired by Blackberry CEO Thorsten Heins’ crazy predictions that in five years, no one will care about tablets and that Blackberry will be the undisputed leader in mobile tech. They’re tagged with #ThorstenTips, and you should get in on the fun!
I’ve posted some of my favourites below:
in 5 years, you will have fax machines in every room of your house (even the bathroom) #thorstentips
— Karen Geier (@karengeier) April 30, 2013
in 5 years, everyone’s “playlists” will be put on a “cassette” and put into a “walkman.” Sony will be a giant. #thorstentips
— Karen Geier (@karengeier) April 30, 2013
in 5 years, no one’s going to be drinking coca-cola. it’s all going to be about elk milk #thorstentips
— Karen Geier (@karengeier) April 30, 2013