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Humor

The street finds its own uses for GitHub

In case you’re wondering about the title of this post, here’s an explainer.

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Humor Programming

What scares many programmers?

For me, regular expressions are like the rules for boardgames that I don’t play that often: As the game progresses, I understand the rules and think I have a firm grasp on them, and when the game gets put away and I don’t play it for a while, I forget almost everything.

These days, I keep a couple of “interactive notebooks” with working code featuring useful regexes, paired with notes written in Markdown:

  • For Swift, Xcode Playgrounds does this well.
  • For other languages — Python, JavaScript, Kotlin, and C# — I used Jupyter Notebook.

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Humor

“I’m a professional crypto and NFT trader.”

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Humor

The nightmare

Comic: You committed the API keys to a public repo
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Editorial Humor

He’s got a point.

I don’t agree with his takes on masks (guess) and testoterone (a bit too Jordan Peterson/Joe Rogan-adjacent for my liking), but I think he’s spot on with the observation above.

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Humor

And you shall know them by their energy usage

Snow-covered roof with area where snow has melted - caption: “Then: Someone’s growing weed. Now: Someone’s mining crypto!”
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Humor Security

DAMMIT DAVE