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Humor Programming

Why just increment when you can increment ANIME STYLE?

Unfortunately, you can do neither in Swift. The ++ operator has been gone since Swift 3, and the closest Swift will let you get to the cool anime way of incrementing is i -= -1. There has to be a space between the -= and -1; otherwise you get hit with this error message: Use of unresolved operator ‘-=-‘

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Design Humor Programming

Front end vs. back end

Funny because it’s (often) true.

(You might also want to check out this post of mine from 2018.)

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Humor Process

Agile theory and agile practice, explained with Phoebe and Joey from “Friends”

Thanks to Renoir Boulanger for the find!

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Design Hardware Humor

“Hey, Siri! Show me why Mac users have a reputation for being rich idiots.”

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Current Events Humor Process

Security threats, shown as the people from “Tiger King”

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Humor

Programmers — Before, during, and after COVID-19

It is nice work if you can get it.

Thanks to Kristan Uccello for the find!

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Humor Process

This is what having to deal with new tickets in the middle of a sprint feels like

The only thing worse is when you complete those additional tickets and all management does is exclaim “That little droid did it!”

Here’s the relevant clip from The Phantom Menace for context: