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Programmers — Before, during, and after COVID-19

It is nice work if you can get it.

Thanks to Kristan Uccello for the find!

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This is what having to deal with new tickets in the middle of a sprint feels like

The only thing worse is when you complete those additional tickets and all management does is exclaim “That little droid did it!”

Here’s the relevant clip from The Phantom Menace for context:

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Humor Programming

“This is just to say” (The 2020 edition)

This is just to say

I have fixed
the bugs
in the app

and which
you coded
and probably thought
were features

Forgive me
they were egregious
so basic
and so avoidable

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Humor Reading Material

Monday morning in the programmer world

Recommended reading and notes:

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Humor Programming

What comments are for

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Humor Programming

Me, looking at the code written by the previous developer

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Humor Programming

The truth about programming for Apple platforms

This is old news to iOS/macOS/iPadOS/watchOS developers, but it’s worth repeating. That’s all right; I’d rather code in Swift than Objective-C.

Given the fight between Google and Oracle, I’m certain that if Google was the mother in the comic, Java would be Objective-C and Kotlin would be Swift.