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Humor Security

Obscurity DOES have a role in security

Thanks to Ewan Sinclair for the find! Tap to view at full size.
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Artificial Intelligence Humor Programming

A little reassurance

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Career Humor Process

Types of Workers

Comic titled “Types of Workers,” with three images. First image: “Remote,” featuring worker on Zoom call. Second image: “Hybrid,” featuring worker on Zoom call. Third image: “Office,” featuring worker on Zoom call.

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Career Humor

Why “It depends” is a consultant’s go-to answer

Ancient Chinese artwork depicting Confucius, with the caption “Solve a client’s issues, and you bill them for a day. Keep saying ‘It depends,’ and you bill them for a lifetime.”

Two notes:

  1. “It depends” is actually true in most cases, but you can use it to stretch out a consulting contract.
  2. “Confucius” is a Latin name given to him by Jesuit missionaries — in Chinese, he’s generally referred to as Kǒngzǐ (pronounced KONG-zuh).
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Current Events Humor Security

“Tell Crowdstrike. I want them to know it was me.”

Thanks to Chris Laco for the find!

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Humor Privacy

Here’s how I interpret this message

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Artificial Intelligence Humor

When AI is asked to make a picture of salmon in a river

The resulting image is technically correct…