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Career Humor Process

Types of Workers

Comic titled “Types of Workers,” with three images. First image: “Remote,” featuring worker on Zoom call. Second image: “Hybrid,” featuring worker on Zoom call. Third image: “Office,” featuring worker on Zoom call.

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Career Humor

Why “It depends” is a consultant’s go-to answer

Ancient Chinese artwork depicting Confucius, with the caption “Solve a client’s issues, and you bill them for a day. Keep saying ‘It depends,’ and you bill them for a lifetime.”

Two notes:

  1. “It depends” is actually true in most cases, but you can use it to stretch out a consulting contract.
  2. “Confucius” is a Latin name given to him by Jesuit missionaries — in Chinese, he’s generally referred to as Kǒngzǐ (pronounced KONG-zuh).
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Current Events Humor Security

“Tell Crowdstrike. I want them to know it was me.”

Thanks to Chris Laco for the find!

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Humor Privacy

Here’s how I interpret this message

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Artificial Intelligence Humor

When AI is asked to make a picture of salmon in a river

The resulting image is technically correct…

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Artificial Intelligence Charts, Diagrams, and Infographics Humor

AI instructions for wall-mounting a TV

The viewing angle might not be so great, but on the bright side, it’s really easy to reach the TV’s HDMI ports!

(Also: ChatGPT didn’t draw those images; its image-rendering counterpart DALL-E did.)

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Humor

“Why aren’t we moving faster?”

Large old-fashioned sailing vessel with two outdoor decks: 1. An upper deck that is a boardroom with a board meeting full of men in suits around a table, and 2. A lower deck with a single person rowing. One of the board members says “I don’t get it... after all the vudget cuts to streamline the work force, why aren’t we moving faster?”