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Artificial Intelligence Humor

ChatGPT fails to answer a classic math problem with a twist

ChatGPT’s source of strength — its ability to create sentences that make sense by using the previous set of words to predict the next one — is also a weakness. You can see this weakness by giving it the following prompt:

Joey DeVilla - YouTubeI have a ten-liter bucket, a five-liter bucket, and 50 milliliter shot glass. How do I use these items to measure a 50-milliliter shot of bourbon?

The obvious answer — obvious to us humans anyway — is to ignore the buckets and simply fill the shot glass. Problem solved.

ChatGPT’s answer wasn’t just wrong and convoluted, but also a waste of money and bourbon:


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To measure a 50-milliliter shot of bourbon using a 10-liter bucket, a 5-liter bucket, and a 50-milliliter shot glass, you can follow these steps:

1. Fill the 5-liter bucket to its maximum capacity.
2. Pour the water from the 5-liter bucket into the 10-liter bucket. This leaves you with 5 liters of water in the 10-liter bucket and an empty 5-liter bucket.
3. Fill the shot glass with bourbon until it is completely full.
4. Pour the bourbon from the shot glass into the 5-liter bucket.
5. Repeat steps 3 and 4 nine more times, pouring 10 shots of bourbon (50 milliliters each) into the 5-liter bucket.
6. Once you have poured all 10 shots of bourbon into the 5-liter bucket, you will have a total of 500 milliliters (10 shots x 50 milliliters) of bourbon in the 5-liter bucket.
7. Now, carefully pour the 500 milliliters of bourbon from the 5-liter bucket into the 10-liter bucket. The 10-liter bucket will now contain the desired 50 milliliters of bourbon.

By following these steps, you can measure exactly 50 milliliters of bourbon using the given buckets and shot glass.

Note that in step 2, the liquid isn’t bourbon, but water.

ChatGPT has the solution in step 3, but it gamely continues with an additional four steps.

Steps 4, 5, and 6 are a transfer of a half-liter (a little more than a pint, or two-thirds of a standard whiskey bottle) of bourbon into the five-liter bucket.

In step 7, the final step in this drawn-out process, you pour the bourbon from the five-liter bucket into the ten-liter bucket, which currently contains five liters of water. Contrary to what ChatGPT tells you, you do not have exactly 50 milliliters of bourbon measured out in the 10-liter bucket; you have 5.5 liters of a liquid that depending on your point of view could be called:

  • Criminally diluted bourbon
  • Tainted water
  • Uncarbonated bourbon-flavored White Claw

ChatGPT gets the answer to this question wrong because it’s been largely trained on content published on the internet, and some of that content includes math problems of the form “You have a bucket of size x, and another bucket of size y. How would you measure a quantity of size z?” In these problems, you’re usually asked to measure out a quantity of water, and there usually isn’t a bucket that’s the same size as the quantity you’re trying to measure.

ChatGPT has no actual understanding of the problem. It’s simply spitting out words to follow a pattern of text that’s part of the data it was trained on.

Try this problem — or your own variation of it — on ChatGPT and see what kind of results you get!

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Editorial Humor

Everything you need to know about cryptocurrency, in a single Twitter poll

Adam Kotsko posted a hilarious Twitter poll a couple of days ago, and the results are in:

Adam Kotsko’s Twitter pool: What’s your favorite tech innovation? Illegal cab company: 16%. Illegal hotel chain: 12.2%. Fake money for criminals: 38%. Plagiarism machine: 33.9%.
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Also worth reading

See my article: Arguments for staying away from crypto, NFTs, and “Web3” in general.

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Current Events Humor

He’s right

Facebook post by Dare Obasanjo: “Twitter DMs are encrypted in the same way that Tesla cars are self-driving.”

Here’s another spot-on observation from Dare Obasanjo.

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Artificial Intelligence Humor The Street Finds Its Own Uses For Things

AI ad of the moment: “Beer Party in Hell”

Hot on the heels of the AI-generated pizza ad Pepperoni Hug Spot, here’s a beer commercial from an artifical intelligence that clearly has never been invited to a back yard party:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Geja6NCjgWY

There seem to be two versions of this ad online. One has Smash Mouth’s All Star as its backing track, while the other one (which is presented above) is on YouTube and is backed by generic southern rock-esque music — presumably to avoid getting a copyright “strike”.

As with Pepperoni Hug Spot, the visuals in the beer ad are located deep inside the uncanny valley:

This is how best friends drink a beer.
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Clearly the AI has never shotgunned a beer before.
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To an AI, beer and fire are pretty much the same thing.
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“I’m drinking from a bottle! No — a can! Wait — a bottle can!”
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Multiple fingers and a cap/hair blend that doesn’t exist outside of “JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure.”
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“Don’t stop…be-lieeeeving…”
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“I need more lighter fluid on the grill.”
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“NOW it’s a party!”
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“Is anyone gonna help clean up?”
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Hardware Humor

I’m calling it THIS from now on…

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Artificial Intelligence Humor The Street Finds Its Own Uses For Things

AI ad of the moment: “Pepperoni Hug Spot”

Actual still from the AI-generated ad.
It’s so, SO wrong.

Good news, creatives — if this completely AI-generated TV ad for a fictitious pizza place is any indication, you won’t be replaced by artificial intelligence just yet.

Just watch it. It’s so…off. The people’s eyes are off-kilter, the chef’s arm appears to be on fire, and the scenes of people eating pizza slices are so off that they will haunt my dreams from the next week.

Pepperoni Hug Spot is a TV ad created by a YouTuber (or group of YouTubers) going by the name “Pizza Later” using the following combination of AI tools:

My favorite Twitter response to the ad comes from none other than Pizza Hut:

Of course, this being the age of Late-Stage Capitalism, PizzaLater has quickly created a site for Pepperoni Hug Spot, where you can buy merch.

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Business Humor

Pivoting, 1980s style

Thanks to Ken Nickerson for the find!