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One of the best things about the new Microsoft is its meeting room stickers

If you go to a meeting room at a Microsoft office these days, you’ll quite likely see a sticker that talks about fixed mindset meetings and growth mindset meetings:

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Here’s a closer look at that sticker:

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Kudos to Microsoft for encouraging the growth mindset!

Also worth checking out: The difference between failing and being a failure.

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A sneak preview of my experimental videogame résumé

I’m still looking for work, so I thought I’d show off my coding skills and improve on Robbie Leonardi’s high-concept interactive platform game-style resume by making a resume that was also an actual game. It’s still a work in progress, but I thought I’d show you a preview.

I used the Phaser game framework that I learned about this weekend and put together a quick, single-screen sample in a hour. The real version will show my entire résumé and be more extensive. If you’re viewing this page on a desktop or laptop computer (right now, it responds only to the arrow keys on a keyboard) you can try out the preview:

 

Use the ⬅️  and ➡️  keys to move and the ⬆️  key to jump.
This game currently works with desktop/laptop computers only;
mobile-friendly version coming soon!

More conventional ways to find out about me

I’m looking for my next great job! If you’re looking for someone with desktop, web, mobile, and IoT development skills who can also communicate to technical and non-technical audiences, or a marketer or evangelist who also has a technology background and can code, you should talk to me.

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Never mind driverless CARS; Uber’s about to become a driverless COMPANY

Exit Emil Michael (and not a moment too soon)

An updated image from my February post titled The Uber story that everyone’s talking about right now, and some helpful background info.

Emil Michael, the worst executive at Uber — and remember, Uber is essentially an Olympics for worst executives — is finally out of the company.

If the name doesn’t ring a bell, the Uber dinner party controversy of 2014 might. That’s when he floated an idea to counter their negative image in the media by spending “a million dollars” to hire opposition researchers and journalists to look into “your personal lives, your families” and as Buzzfeed puts it: “give the media a taste of its own medicine.” When someone at the dinner pointed out to him that such a move would be a problem for Uber, Michael replied: “Nobody would know it was us.”

Buzzfeed, who had an editor present at the dinner, wrote:

Michael was particularly focused on one journalist, Sarah Lacy, the editor of the Silicon Valley website PandoDaily, a sometimes combative voice inside the industry. Lacy recently accused Uber of “sexism and misogyny.” She wrote that she was deleting her Uber app after BuzzFeed News reported that Uber appeared to be working with a French escort service. “I don’t know how many more signals we need that the company simply doesn’t respect us or prioritize our safety,” she wrote.

At the dinner, Michael expressed outrage at Lacy’s column and said that women are far more likely to get assaulted by taxi drivers than Uber drivers. He said that he thought Lacy should be held “personally responsible” for any woman who followed her lead in deleting Uber and was then sexually assaulted.

Then he returned to the opposition research plan. Uber’s dirt-diggers, Michael said, could expose Lacy. They could, in particular, prove a particular and very specific claim about her personal life.

What finally got him removed

Michael’s removal is likely one of a set of recommendations resulting from an investigation into Uber’s workplace environment, which is led by former U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder.

The as-yet-unannounced recommendations were approved unanimously by Uber’s board members in an emergency meeting on Sunday (yesterday at the time of writing). It’s generally believed that the report from the investigation, which will be released Tuesday (tomorrow at the time of writing) will paint a picture of a “Lord of the Flies” workplace, filled with retaliation-as-business-as-usual, sexism and sexual harassment, and other corporate “rules are for the little people”-style hijinks. Michael fits in all three buckets quite well.

Recode put it very well in their intro to this article:

If you ask most competent executives what they would do if an employee brought them a potentially controversial file that was part of a criminal investigation, the answer is always the same.

Which is: You do not read it or even touch it. You order that it be given to the company’s lawyer immediately. You quiz the employee as to the provenance and consider firing that person if you suspect it was illegally obtained.

So why did it take so long for his bosses at Uber to find out why and how a top executive named Eric Alexander, the now former president of business in the Asia Pacific, managed to acquire the confidential medical records, along with a police file, concerning the case of a woman who was violently raped in India in 2014.

Alexander showed the dossier to fellow executives, including CEO Travis Kalanick and yes, Emil Michael, and Recode reports that “numerous executives at the car-hailing company were either told about the records or shown them.” IEven the writers of Silicon Valley might not have written what actually happened in response: in spite of the fact that none of Uber’s execs have medical training, they still raised questions about the incident based on the illegally- and unethically-acquired medical report.

There’s also his presence at the now-infamous night at the Seoul karaoke/escort bar where “executives reportedly selected women to be their companions for the night by the numbers hanging around their necks.” In case you were wondering, CEO Travis Kalanick was also there.

His departure email

It’s standard damage-control departee boilerplate, and was likely vetted by team of legal and PR flacks:

Team –

Yesterday was my last day with Uber. Starting today, David Richter, our current VP of Strategic Initiatives, will be the new SVP of Business. David is an extremely talented leader and I have high confidence in his ability to help drive the company forward.

I signed on with the company almost four years ago and it has truly been the experience of a lifetime helping Uber become the fastest growing company of all-time — spanning 75 countries with over 14,000 employees.

I am proud of our business team’s part in contributing to the company’s overall success. We have fueled our growth by raising more money than any other tech company in history; we completed one of the most valuable mergers in American/Chinese tech history with the Didi deal; and we have secured ground-breaking partnerships with automobile companies all over the world to support our autonomous vehicle efforts.

But I am most proud of the quality of the team we have built. Beginning with my first day at Uber, I have been committed to building a diverse Business Team that would be widely recognized as the best in the technology world: one that is welcoming to people of all genders, sexual orientations, national origins and educational backgrounds. I am proud that our group has made so much progress toward these goals and is a leader in the company in many of these categories. As an Egyptian immigrant who was taken under the wing of a great business leader like Bill Campbell, I have an abiding belief that we all should pay it forward by ensuring that our workplace represents all types of people.

Uber has a long way to go to achieve all that it can and I am looking forward to seeing what you accomplish in the years ahead.

Sincerely,

Emil

What happens next, and why they may soon be “self-driving”

As a recent article on Medium put it, your company’s culture is who you hire, fire, and promote. Uber’s culture, by and large, is based around emulating its founder and CEO, whose future is now murky. As a tacit approver of all of Uber’s wrong-doings and the symbol of the worst kind of people in Silicon Valley, the only way he can elicit any sympathy right now is the result of bad luck: his mother was killed and his father was injured in a boating accident in late May.

The board has the option to fire him, but they probably won’t. Kalanick probably has too much useful tacit knowledge and understanding of Uber’s game plan to dismiss outright. They’ll probably make him take some time off — with the stated reason being that he needs to mourn his mother and take care of his father — and bring him back into the company in a new, less-public-facing role.

Here’s where Uber management stands at the moment:

That’s a lot of people not at the wheel, or as Hemal Shah put it on Twitter:

Recommended reading

Here’s how you can delete your Uber account, courtesy of David Heinemeier Hansson:

And finally, here’s Cracked’s excellent video, Why Uber is Terrible:

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What’s happening in the Tampa Bay tech scene (Week of Monday, June 12, 2017)

Here’s what’s happening for developers, technologists, and tech entrepreneurs in and around the Tampa Bay area this week…

Monday, June 12

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Saturday, June 17

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Tampa Tech: Android and Azure IoT at the Iron Yard

Tonight at The Iron Yard (260 1st Avenue South, 3rd floor), there are two tech events taking place:

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How to catch today’s WWDC keynote

It’s that time of the year again: Apple’s WWDC — the World Wide Developer Conference — the annual gathering of Apple developers where many new product, platform, and tool announcements are made.

Among the things that the rumors say will be announced are:

  • The next version of iOS — iOS 11
  • The next version of macOS — macOS 10.13
  • The next version of watchOS
  • The next version of tvOS
  • A 10.5-inch iPad Pro
  • A “Siri speaker” similar to Amazon’s and Google’s speaker appliances

The opening keynote takes place this afternoon at 10 a.m. Pacific time / 1 p.m. Eastern time / 5 p.m. UTC.

How to watch the livestream of the opening keynote

Apple will be livestreaming the opening keynote. You can view it by following this link on the following devices:

  • macOS and Windows 10 desktops and laptops, using Safari on macOS and Microsoft Edge on Windows 10
  • iPhone and iPad, using Safari
  • Apple TV using the Apple Events channel

Who’s doing a liveblog?

For the benefit of those who don’t have the necessary setup or situation that would allow them to view the keynote, a number of news organizations will be liveblogging the keynote, each with their own perspective:

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Tales from my job search: I chose to be like Han Solo

We’re ninety minutes into a one-hour interview when the CTO says “We like your breadth of experience. Now we’d like to test your depth. If we gave you a quick programming assignment, which would you prefer — writing an iOS app, or an Android app? You should go with the one you’re stronger in.”

I’m a much stronger iOS programmer than an Android one. The smart move would’ve been to answer “iOS,” and be done with it.

Instead, I replied “Yes, but you want a guy who can lead a team of both iOS and Android developers. You really should give me both.

The CTO raised an eyebrow, gave me a look, made a note on his pad, and said “Hmmm…I think I will.”

This is either a “total baller move” (to borrow a turn of phrase the kids are using these day), or the end of that job prospect. But for the job that they’re trying to fill, taking on that challenge was the right thing to do.

In the spirit of this story, I’ll close with the inspirational Han Solo desktop wallpaper shown below. It has a single profanity; if you’d like a profanity-free one, check out the LinkedIn version of this post.

Does your organization need a Han Solo?

I’m looking for my next great job! If you’re looking for someone with desktop, web, mobile, and IoT development skills who can also communicate to technical and non-technical audiences, or a marketer or evangelist who also has a technology background and can code, you should talk to me.