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You Know What Big Hands Mean…Smaller iPhone!

My co-worker James “Yes, that’s my real name” Koole pointed this out to me earlier this week, and now BoingBoing is pointing to a blog entry that does a bang-on comparison of earlier and later iPhone ads. In the later ads, the iPhone looks smaller because the hands holding it are larger. Almost freakishly so, in fact:

Animated GIF comparing the iPhone’s hand models.
You know what big hands mean…

Here’s what we imagine the hand model for the “Rev B” iPhone looks like:

Giant-handed guy with iPhone.

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SarcasticGamer.com’s Amusing Parody of Microsoft’s “Surface” Ads

I’m surprised this didn’t happen sooner, but someone — SarcasticGamer.com, the folks behind the How to Kill Your Brand video — has finally created a parody of Microsoft’s “you should be in awe, or at least think we still have some ‘game’ left” ads for Surface, their vision of “big-ass table” computing:

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Mr. T. Praises the Stupid Network (or: “What’s this smart network jibba-jabba?”)

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Although I credit David Isenberg with coming up with the concept of the Stupid Network and why it’s a good thing, it may take a guy like Mr. T. to popularize the notion that a system’s “smarts” don’t belong in its network. By way of Andy Baio’s site, Waxy.org (he found it at Flipzagging), here’s a video of Mr. T. extolling the virtues of Hitachi’s storage virtualization:

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Taking Safari on Windows XP for a Spin

When my co-worker James “Yes, that’s my real last name” Koole and I heard about Safari coming in a windows version, we had to give it a try.

We hit the Apple site as soon as Steve’s keynote was over and kept hitting it until one of us got the updated version of the site. From there, it didn’t take too long to get to the download page — James won the cache/download lottery — for the Safari public beta. Soon afterwards, this was on the screen of my Windows XP box:

“Welcome” screen for the Safari for Windows installer
I seem to have fallen into a parallel universe.

The installer took a couple of minutes to get the job done, but we finally hit this screen:

Closing screen for the Safari for Windows installer
Done!

And then we were off to the races. I fired it up and hit Fake Steve Jobs’ blog…

Preview of Safari on XP
Click the picture to see it at full size.

A Couple of Observations

Non-standard UI

Safari for Windows looks even less like a Windows app than iTunes, what with its use of many Mac-ish user interface touches, from the use of Lucida Grande as the menu font, down to the Aqua controls in the “Preferences” dialog box, shown below:

“Preferences” dialog box in Safari for Windows
Yes, this is actually a dialog box in Windows!

Fast rendering

This was one of the features that Steve was touting at the keynote. I haven’t pulled out a stopwatch yet, but I’ve hit a number of sites that always take more time to render and wow, does Safari seem to render them quickly! And remember, this app is so newly installed that there’s nothing in its cache.

It doesn’t recognize the mouse scroll wheel

Moving the cursor over a scrollable page and using the scrollwheel didn’t work in Safari for Windows. I then switched to IE and the scroll wheel worked just fine, and it also worked for Firefox.

Better-looking rendering of pages

Safari seems to render web pages in such a way that they’re more beautiful than the same versions rendered in IE and Firefox.

Here’s the current Global Nerdy front page as rendered by Internet Explorer 6:

Global Nerdy, as seen in IE 6 [preview]
Click the picture to see it at full size.

Here’s the same page rendered by Firefox:

Global Nerdy, as seen in Firefox 2.
Click the picture to see it at full size.

And finally, here’s the same page in Safari. Note how differently the text is rendered…

Global Nerdy as seen in Safari for Windows
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On first glance, I like Safari’s font rendering the best. I’m going to have to noodle more with Safari for Windows before writing more, but for now, it does seem pretty nice.

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The Tech News Story That’ll Never Get on Techmeme

Scene from Julie's and Amanda's wedding

If the purpose of technology is to make life better, then the big news isn’t about the so-called leaked outline of Steve Jobs’ WWDC keynote, General Electric’s and Microsoft’s discussions about buying Dow Jones or AIR being the name for the Adobe tool formerly known as Apollo.

It’s about a wedding that took place on Friday here in Toronto, thanks to a little help from Craigslist.

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JRuby 1.0 Released!

JRuby logoIt hasn’t even been a year since Sun hired JRuby contributors Charles Nutter and Thomas Enebo to work on it full-time. It’s been an even shorter period since Ola Bini (whom I had the pleasure of meeting at RailsConf 2007) got hired to do the same by Thoughtworks.

In that short span of time, they’ve done something impressive: they (and all the other contributors involved) have brought JRuby to version 1.0.

According to InfoQ:

The release is being termed as “Ruby compatible” with all known JRuby bugs causing incompatibilities with Matz’s Ruby (MRI) resolved. Applications should “just work” out of the box.

Here’s InfoQ’s summary of Charles Nutter’s roadmap for JRuby post version 1.0:

  • Performance:
    In the last year speed has been increased by an order of magnitude and a JIT compiler has been enabled. The team will continue to work on improving the JRuby speed and performance.
  • Java Integration: Today libraries can be called, interfaces implemented, and classes extended. Edge cases exist however. A redesigned integration API is targeted for 1.1.
  • Ruby 2.0 and Rubinius: The goal is to support Ruby 2.0 and Rubinius byte code execution soon.

We at Global Nerdy would like to congratulate the JRuby (and NetBeans) teams on a job well done. We salute you with a filet mignon on a flaming sword!

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“Bloggin’ ‘Bout My Generation”

Here’s the current xkcd comic:

“xkcd” comic: Bloggin’ ‘Bout My Generation
Click the comic to see it on its original page at full size.