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The Album Art for Radiohead’s “In Rainbows”

You’ve probably heard of Radiohead’s latest album, In Rainbows. They’re bypassing the record industry, and you can buy it directly from them, either as an audio CD or as downloaded MP3s. For those of you who have downloaded or ripped the album, here’s the album art for your enhanced listening enjoyment!*

Alternate cover art for Radiohead’s album, “In Rainbows”
Image courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

* May not be the actual album art.

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Programming: You’re Doing it Completely Wrong

I found this Successories-style inspirational poster on the blog of Lisp programmer (but non-Lisp weenie) John “lemonodor” Wiseman:

“Successories”-style poster with a photo of John McCarthy captioned “Programming: You’re doing it completely wrong.”
Click the photo to see it on its original page.

I have to admit that it made me laugh.

(That’s Lisp creator John McCarthy in the photo, by the bye.)

Cross-posted to the Tucows Developer Blog.

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Notes from a Client Call

Polycom conference calling phoneFrom The Journal of Joe the Peacock, here are some selections from some thoughts that came to him during a conference call with a potential client that was chock full o’ warning signs:

  • Facebook isn’t the internet, dipshit.
  • Oh for chrissake… AJAX is NOT A LANGUAGE, and you CANNOT “code” A WEBSITE IN IT.
  • You want four million users by DECEMBER?? You have four hundred active licenses for your product currently! Nothing – and I mean NOTHING – is going to add four zeros to the end of that number in three months short of hiring Arthur Anderson to handle the bookkeeping.
  • Wait… First you wanted to clone Digg… Then you wanted to “add the social aspects of Facebook to it,” and NOW you want it to be Wikipedia? Where the HELL did you spend your morning? In the “Web 2.0 Company Names to Memorize” symposium sponsored by the local Linux Enthusiasts club?
  • Did you really just say you’re going to use ISS on Vista because it’s more reliable than Apache? Really? Cause, like, you know you can run Apache on Windows, right?
  • Oh, there it is… The three letters I’ve been waiting for… IPO.
  • Oh. Great. The Director of Development also owns the outsourced programming company we’d use in Romania. How… Convenient. Sounds like he’s the only one in this entire group who’s actually thinking about how to make a profit here.
  • Is it impolite to just hang up and not return the call, or should I begin crafting my “No thanks” speech?
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Pair Programming and Sign Language

Here’s a video of two guys doing pair programming, purportedly taken with a hidden camera:


Can’t see the video? Click here.

Cross-posted to the Tucows Developer Blog.

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The “Duke Nukem Forever” / “Halo” Connection, Revealed at Last!

We’ve been told that “Master Chief” from the Halo series of games reveals his face at the end of Halo 3. If you can’t wait to finish the game to find out who he is, the webcomic Godmode has given away the answer:

“Godmode” comic that tells the secret of “Master Chief” from the “Halo” games — He’s really Duke Nukem, and if you’ve been playing “Halo”, you were playing “Duke Nukem Forever” all along.
Click the comic to see it at full size on its original page.

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John Harvard is Master Chief!

Oh, those crazy MIT Guys…

Statue of John Harvard, modded to give him Master Chief’s helmet and gun.
Click to see the photo on its original page.

Here’s what the MIT Hacks gallery has to say:

During the night prior to the release of the heavily advertised Halo 3 video game, MIT hackers transformed the statue of John Harvard into the Master Chief character from the game. In the game, the character’s real name is known only as John. John was wearing the signature helmet from the game and was also holding a gun from the game. The hack was removed by around 8am.

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Tired: Bruce Schneier Facts. Wired: Paul Graham Facts!

Paul Graham’s head on Chuck Norris’ Body

The “Chuck Norris Facts” jokes as applied to computer security guru Bruce Schneier were funny, but geeks, being rather flighty creatures, have moved on. The new hotness is “Paul Graham Facts”, and if you can think of a good one about the Lisp hacker turned venture capitalist (or want to kiss some ass for Y Combinator funding), you can submit it.

My favourite Paul Graham Facts so far: