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Don’t Forget: Furries vs. Klingons Tomorrow!

Small version of the “Furries vs. Klingons” posterWell, tomorrow’s the big night — the second annual bowling tournament where Atlanta-area Furries take on Atlanta-area Klingons takes place at Midtown Bowl (1936 Piedmont Cir NE, Atlanta, Georgia). A hearty Qa’pla! and Meow! to all who are attending!

Someone set up a poll at Poll Boutique where you can vote for your favourite team. As of this writing, the Furries and Klingons are dead even, each with 50% of the vote.

In honour of this weekend’s event, I would like to share the most appropriate music in my collection for this event: the ever-lovin’
Star Trek Fight Music [1.8MB MP3]. Enjoy!

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He’s in Biz Dev, That’s For Sure…

Here’s a photo found via Reddit. Take a close look:

A vice president of business development uses his mouse with his laptop — but it’s not plugged in.

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Furries vs. Klingons: The Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup of Alternative Nerd Lifestyles

Don’t you hate discovering an interesting party just after you’ve confirmed your plans for the weekend?

“Furries vs. Klingons” promotional graphic
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This Saturday, the MurrFurr Furries will take on the USS Republic Klingons in their second annual bowling competition at Midtown Bowl in Atlanta, Georgia. Attendees are encouraged to come in their suits, whether furry or Klingon.

If only this were available on pay-per-view…

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The Perfect Accessory for “Sorting Out Sorting”

In response to my post on the film Sorting Out Sorting, I’ve already received three email suggestions that someone hold a movie night for geeks where we watch the film and “smoke a bowl“, as the expression goes.

Should anyone decide to hold such a movie night, may I suggest this bong, made from the shell of a Nintendo 64 controller?

N64 controller being used as a bong
Random MySpace photo, found via Miss Fipi Lele.

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Vista: Stunning. Entertaining. Having a Little Problem with “Dependable”.

Computer store display for Vista: “Stunning. Entertaining. Dependable”, with a machine showing a blue screen of death.
Click to see the photo on its original Flickr page.

Strictly speaking, there’s a good chance that the blue screen of death in the photo above is a driver-related problem. Even with the laptop with Vista Ultimate (pre-installed to avoid installation and driver issues) that Microsoft gave to me, I’ve had driver-related problems. However, as far the user is concerned, problems like this are Vista’s fault.

Issues like this may also be why Apple concentrates on its stores and Dell has those kiosks in malls: those salespeople are focused on promoting a specific brand of computer (and in Apple’s case, operating system as well) and work hard at putting their specific brand’s best foot forward. On the other hand, the people who work at general retailers like Best Buy are concentrating on moving Best Buy inventory, regardless of brand.

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“Null Pointer Exceptions off the Starboard Bow, Cap’n!”

She’s the geekiest ship on the seas — the Sea++, which docks in Ventura, California:

Sailboat with the name “Sea++”
Photo courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

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Reimagining Programming Book Covers

As of this writing, one of the hot items on Reddit is a link to this image of a cover for an old book, Forth on the Atari: Learning by Using Forth

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(I’ve been excited about programming languages, but the guy on the cover, judging by his shorts, takes excitement about Forth to a whole new level. Or perhaps he’s excited about his new pair programming partner.)

The Reddit entry was subtitled “You ain’t gonna find a Java book with a cover like this”, which led me to ask “What if more computer books had Boris Vallejo/Julie Bell-style paintings on their covers?” In this article, I show some of my best guesses.

Here’s Bruno Preiss’ Data Structures and Algorithms
with Object-Oriented Design Patterns in Java
with a re-imagined cover:

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(Get it? Data structures? Tree? Get it?)

Here’s one of the classics: “SICP”, or more officially, Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs, by Sussman, Abelson and Sussman:

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How about one of the hot books of the moment, the Jolt Award-winning Agile Web Development with Rails?

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These new cover designs needn’t to be limited to paintings, just as computer programming books aren’t — consider the wood-cut images of animals on O’Reilly’s books. In looking for new-school computer book images, I stumbled across this pencil illustration with four figures that I thought was perfect for the Gang of Four — here’s a revised cover for Design Patterns:

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I don’t think these design should be limited to books you can buy in stores either. Consider the whimsical Why’s (Poignant) Guide to Ruby: what if we took its cartoon foxes and replaced them with the foxes in the painting below?

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And finally, if someone writes a book completely devoted to pair programming techniques, I’ve got the perfect Vallejo painting right here:

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