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Your PDC2008 Bingo Card (Plus a Chance to Make Your Own)

No tech conference is complete without a Bingo Card, and I noticed that nobody’s made one for PDC yet! As a brand-new Microsoft Developer Evangelist who’s trying to make a splash during the three-month probationary period, I took matters into my own hands. Pictured below is the PDC2008 Bingo Card — simply fill out a square as you see or hear what’s described in the square at any point in the conference:

"PDC Bingo" card

I would’ve make a “Keynote Bingo” card, but as someone still new to this particular scene, I haven’t been to a Microsoft conference in a very long time, and I don’t know what Ray Ozzie’s particular keynote mannerisms and speech patterns are. Hence this card, which is generalized to cover the entire conference and not just the keynotes.

Developer Evangelism is all about helping you make your own stuff, and conference bingo cards are no exception! Click here for a blank version of the PDC Bingo card where you can supply your own text. I recommend you use the “Segoe UI” font, which comes standard with Vista.

If you make your own bingo card and post it online, send me a link in the comments!

Credit Where Credit is Due

I can’t finish this post without mentioning my fellow evangelist (and tech training buddy) John Bristowe, who suggested I make a Bingo card for PDC. Thanks, John, and see you in L.A. tomorrow!

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PDC2008 Gang Signs

In honour of PDC2008’s host city, Los Angeles, I decided to take my “Geek Gang Signs” graphic from a post I made back in May (which was based on this poster of actual L.A. gang signs) and make a set of PDC-specific gang signs:

PDC Gang Signs

Please note that these signs are for entertainment purposes only, or at most for flashing within the confines of the convention centre. Out on the streets, they’ll get you in trouble with the law, or worse:

"I'm a Crip. I'm a Blood."

Recommended Viewing

For some mistaken-identity/gangsta hilarity, nothing beats the Krazy Kripples episode from season 7 of South Park:

Timmy and Jimmy from the South Park episode "Krazy Kripples"

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Sign of the Day

Yes, you could simply secure your wireless access point, but the truly paranoid like to back it up with a sign:

"No parking near my house - Get your own wireless network"
Photo courtesy of ImagePoop.com

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The Funniest “Unboxing” Video I’ve Seen

This one’s for the Samsung Omnia (a.k.a. the i900):

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Quote of the Day

“I’m a Vista user. I’m also a Prozac user now.” — Kevin Ryan at the Search Engine Strategies 2008 Toronto conference just now.

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Promo for “Guitar Hero” Nintendo DS: Really Bad or Ironically Bad? I Can’t Tell.

Take a look at this promo ad that walks you through the gameplay of Guitar Hero: On Tour, the version for the Nintendo DS handheld game system.

My question is: is it…

  • An intentionally bad promo that parodies 1980s ads for game systems like the Atari 2600, Intellivision and Colecovision?
  • An unintentionally bad ad created by a game company that bought the rights to the Guitar Hero name (the original Guitar Hero team now works on Rock Band) and whose best days are behind it?

I like the attachable fret buttons-and-pick idea; I’m less sure about yelling “Rock out!” into the microphone to activate Star Power, and not at all thrilled about the silly “put out the fire on your guitar by blowing into the microphone” concept.

What do you think?

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Warren Ellis on Twitter Overload

Warren Ellis on Twitter overload: “You know, when Twitter hits capacity, they could just cut off the Bay Area’s usage and let the rest of the planet use the service…”